The winners of the title contest have been posted on Smart Bitches Trashy Books! There were so many hysterically clever options that it was nearly impossible to choose.
Grand Prize Winner:
Elizabeth Wadsworth, The Sheep in the Phlox
Charmaine Ong, Daring Deeds of the Devious Daffodil
Midknyt, The Alliteration of the Asian Alocasia amazonica
KatherineB, The Insalubrious Emanation of the Skunk Cabbage
Lady T, The Cuckolding of the Cuckoo Flower